Hank was having an absolute BLAST in Ancient Vikingland. There was singing, and big feasts, and... STUFF!!!And it turned out that if you drank ENOUGH mead, it actually started sort of tasting like honey, like Hank thought it was supposed to. Also, the room started spinning ( Read more... )

It was EASTERTIME ( Read more... )

Today, being Wednesday, saw the usual HankCo. sign and business cards sitting on the counter by the register ( Read more... )

Once the real Bowser was defeated and the princesses were saved, our intrepid heroes found themselves in the preserve where they had started this adventure. The castle they had just been in pulled up from the ground, taking the green pipes with it as it floated up into the sky ( Read more... )

In front of the castle in the preserve stood three green warp tunnels yadda yadda.

These are the misadventures of the poor fools who picked the second one.

( Arrival! )

In the dim light of the early morning, Agent Canary went for a jog. That's what army guys did in the morning, after all. Keeps you on your toes -- literally! There was another reason, too: it was neato being back on the old island again, but he hadn't really been all that observant the last time he was here. He needed to know the layout of the ( Read more... )

The first arrivals to the warehouse would have found nothing - until the lights went on, dropping many shades of glitter down onto the floor. The glitter would stick around all night, almost-but-not-quite clashing with the colorful decor, though it did not seem to incite any boykissy ( Read more... )

Today, Hank was practicing his guitar in the store. He still wasn't very good at it, and although he was getting better, the store was still filled with an awful, ear-splitting racket. He'd even managed to scare the panda away temporarily.

The OCD had fled, too.

Today's Squishy flavors: Black Sabbath, Metallica, Grape Judas Priest

Hank was behind the counter at Turtle & Canary today, and he had his little HankCo. sign and business cards out listing all of HankCo.'s many services (notary public, private investigator, puppet repair, etc.) that went over and above the usual T&C experience ( Read more... )

Last week, Hank had bribed the panda with cheese-related promises. Today, it was time to pay the piper. Or the panda, considering.

So there was a sign in the window saying
SALE!!!
All cheese 50% off!
The catch was, of course, that the store only carried Panda brand cheese today. If you were hoping for another brand? Too bad. Any cheese that ( Read more... )